Qu'ils mangent des tacos! - Maison Noem

He has considered the situation. He has weighed the options. He has consulted nobody and arrived at a solution that satisfies him completely.

Let them eat tacos.

He loves tacos. He said so himself. He loves them so much he took a picture with a taco bowl to prove it. He loves the Hispanics. He said that too.

And then he did everything else.

The wig is towering. The bow is enormous. The red tie peeks out from beneath the lace collar because some things cannot be contained by aristocratic dress no matter how hard the dress tries. The rings are gaudy. The taco is glowing. The joy is absolute and the disconnect from reality is total.

Maison Noem presents its most generous monarch - Taco Trump, Marie Antoinette of the MAGA court, offering the people exactly what they asked for in exactly the way they didn't ask for it, with complete sincerity and zero self-awareness.

He always loved tacos. He just loved everything else more.

Qu'ils mangent des tacos!

A Maison Noem release from The House of Noem.

Product features

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton - lightweight, breathable, and soft
• Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for structure
• Shoulder tape for durability and shape retention
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• High-detail DTG/DTF print for crisp lines and lasting color
• Responsibly manufactured blanks with transparent sourcing

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron or steam: medium heat (avoid direct contact with print)
• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean